Archive for the ‘tell that bitch to be cool’ Category

Dear god I miss this woman.

February 21, 2009

When I was young, there was a huge stink in my tiny town of Roswell, NM over the book “Daddy’s Roommate”, which told the story of a child whose parents were divorced and the father now lived with his gay lover “roommate”.

From what my southern Baptist mother said about the book my little head was filled with pictures of the devil sodomizing a child’s father as he watched, cities crumbling under the strong arm of the homosexual, and general debauchery and non-biblical behavior. I was “into” the Bible at that time.

Then, as I got older and figured out “Holy shit, I’m gay! Everything makes SO much more sense now!” I went to the library and read the book, and found it to be a really touching story which I could see giving a lot of comfort and understanding to the growing number of kids that find themselves in that situation.

Sarah Palin, however, does not share my opinion. She made insinuations about banning books during her mayoral campaign but the McCain party claims no books were ever banned. Her former campaign manager Laura Chase suggested that she read the book, that it was “a sensitve book about showing love for additional family members”.

Douchebag Palin CRINGED.

Considering she’s a “turn homo into hetero” nut, I can imagine this wouldn’t be her favorite book. But CRINGING at the idea of opening her horizons to MODERN situations by reading a book about unconventional families?

All I gotta say is…

FUCK THAT BITCH.

Read more here.

BTW I stole the Sarah Palin GIF up there from this site. http://kingsgatenews.com/blog/2008/08/29/sarah-palin-is-no-hillary-clinton/ if they see this and want me to take it down I will but it seemed fitting and made me piddle.

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Tell That Biatch to BE COOL

February 19, 2009
THIS BITCH WENT CRAZY.

Personally I have never missed a plane. I’ve come very close before, on a southwest flight one time I ran through the velvet rope just as they were closing it. Another time I was drunk as piss eating my Pizza at the wrong gate. But both times I made it.

Now I understand there is a lot of fun stuff to do and buy in airports, many of them are like malls now so it’s easy to get caught up shopping, but how the HELL are you going to get so distracted shopping that you miss your plane? Go to the freakin MALL when you get home and save a few bucks for Jebus sake.

This woman did, and then threw a complete fit about it. Instead of just going to the ticket counter and seeing what arrangements can be made to accommodate her absolute retardedness, she beat on the counters, rolled on the floor, and from the looks of it at one point went behind the counter and tried handling up on things herself.

To top if off she’s Chinese so you can’t understand a syllable of the inane babble that you probably wouldn’t be able to understand anyway, except for her screaming “This is inhumane!”. The kicker was it took her husband plus airport staff to tell her that the next plane would be leaving in a couple hours.

Just watch, you’ll laugh.