Archive for the ‘sarah palin’ Category

Dear god I miss this woman.

February 21, 2009

When I was young, there was a huge stink in my tiny town of Roswell, NM over the book “Daddy’s Roommate”, which told the story of a child whose parents were divorced and the father now lived with his gay lover “roommate”.

From what my southern Baptist mother said about the book my little head was filled with pictures of the devil sodomizing a child’s father as he watched, cities crumbling under the strong arm of the homosexual, and general debauchery and non-biblical behavior. I was “into” the Bible at that time.

Then, as I got older and figured out “Holy shit, I’m gay! Everything makes SO much more sense now!” I went to the library and read the book, and found it to be a really touching story which I could see giving a lot of comfort and understanding to the growing number of kids that find themselves in that situation.

Sarah Palin, however, does not share my opinion. She made insinuations about banning books during her mayoral campaign but the McCain party claims no books were ever banned. Her former campaign manager Laura Chase suggested that she read the book, that it was “a sensitve book about showing love for additional family members”.

Douchebag Palin CRINGED.

Considering she’s a “turn homo into hetero” nut, I can imagine this wouldn’t be her favorite book. But CRINGING at the idea of opening her horizons to MODERN situations by reading a book about unconventional families?

All I gotta say is…

FUCK THAT BITCH.

Read more here.

BTW I stole the Sarah Palin GIF up there from this site. http://kingsgatenews.com/blog/2008/08/29/sarah-palin-is-no-hillary-clinton/ if they see this and want me to take it down I will but it seemed fitting and made me piddle.

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I LOVE SARAH PALIN!!!1

November 28, 2008

OH

MY

GOD!

This woman has totally won my love. Now that she is confirmably not in charge of a country she seems to be becoming the Tina Fey version of herself.

I love the fact that she says she’s IN CHARGE OF THE TURKEY for thanksgiving! I mean the way the camera is positioned perfectly framing the redneck SLAUGHTERING turkeys behind her while she is there to “pardon” a turkey, it HAD to be set up. Even her speech is tongue in cheek…

So is this Sarah Palin just being Sarah Palin or is she embracing what America now sees her as, and what the rest of the higher up GOP’s seem to love about her? People like the moose-hunting god fearing Palin, she’s like the REAL church lady of the 21st century. Dana Carvey has NOTHING on her.

Has anyone else noticed that the past few times she’s made a public appearance she has been a horrible “epitome” of herself in a way? Like a Palin Characature…