Archive for the ‘iphone’ Category

May 8, 2009

Earlier today I did a search in the App Store for “fart”. I wasn’t surprised at all that more than 25 free and paid apps pooped up, toilet humor is a complete cash cow. Amongst the top 25 were 7 free apps and here they are.

Atomic Fart FREE ****
FAR Apps
You’re given three options – fart list to select individual farts, a timer for delayed farts, and a fart drum set. The fart drum set has a freestyle or simon says mode where you repeat the rhythm of the squishy farts. I laughed pretty hard.

Fart for Free ***
Gabe Jacobs Productions
This is a very simple press-and-hear fart machine with 16 AMAZINGLY HILLARIOUS fart noises. There are no frills here, just plain old dirty fart noises. The long, lingering farts KILLED me.

Fart Piano Free ****
ObjectGraph LLC
This one is PERFECT for orchestrating your own fart symphony. It comes with three sound boards (dry, wet, and “sampler”) which generates pretty good tones for imitating flatulence.

Fart Coushion *
Basic timed fart. It farts as soon as it opens so it looses a star for covertness. I’ll most likely delete it.

BarnacleJive Sofrware
I was not impressed AT ALL with this little tooter. There were 6 basic farts to choose from and the sound quality eats ass. And to top it off they aren’t even that humorous, just nasty little farts.

Easy Fart ****
This one is definitely giggly. It comes with 12 illustrated farts from Angel to Old man. You can adjust the speed and with the full version you can control it with Apple Remote! Stinky wet fun.

Fart Songs! LITE **
Logic Twilight
Fart songs is getting deleted as soon as I finish writing this. The tone is way off and it starts out with a crappy quality introduction stating the name of their company. No fun features, crappy fart sounds, and it’s ugly. LAME!


May 5, 2009
DUNDERAPP “Pirates: Sea Battle 2” by Skywardsgames

I AM ADDICTED TO THIS GAME. Completely and thoroughly. Its relatively simple game play makes it hard not to say “ok just one more game”. First off it’s PIRATES so of course I’m going to love it, but the Star Trek Phaser game sucked so I’ve learned not to take good themes for granted. This is one that really holds up.

Like most games I started out with the “lite” version then went ahead and bought the full version. The full campaign basically consists of your ship battling other others by steering it around with a little ship wheel and firing on enemy ships, or positioning yours next to theirs and taking it over. The only thing that would make it better would be some kind of online play.

May 3, 2009


Since I bought myself a nifty little iPod touch I’ve become addicted to apps. There are tons of free ones out there and of course I’ve gotten download happy. I don’t even know what some crap is, then I download it. I’ve decided to start an app showcase on my blog to celebrate all the little smidgens of glory that I find out there. This week is Pee Monkey: Toilet Trainer.

The whole point of the game is to make the little dancing monkey goo tee tee in the potty. You aim the stream into the potty by tilting the device so it’s relatively mindless game play. It’s disgustingly fun, and really addictive.

Go to the app store on your iPhone or iPod Touch, search for Pee Monkey Toilet Trainer, and get to trainin. Comment with your high scores!